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- Free Eggs for All – Everyone is so worked up about egg prices, so we will make them free!
- Change the National Bird – Out with the Eagle, in with the Mosquito, there’s more of those anyway!
- The Gulf of Antarctica – Now penguins can claim something!
- More to come!